Green Floppy has created life!

As you may know, I, Green Floppy, an Alien, have long had the ability to create and to destroy, as I see fit. I'm sure, however, that some of you are out there saying, "That Green Floppy is one crazy mofo! I don't believe a single word of anything that Green Floppy says!" And so, for all of you doubters, I bring you photographic and indisputable proof of my abilities to create.

My first creations are something I like to call "Petunia." I have created Petunia in three colors -- because I can -- and I have named them: Pink, Purple, and Misty Lilac. Gaze upon my creations and be amazed!

Petunia known as Pink!

Petunia known as Purple!

Petunia known as Misty Lilac!

I can tell -- you are starting to believe in Green Floppy!

But wait! There's more!

Here is a little creation that I call Asteriscus Maritimus. That's Sea Daisy, for those of you who don't speak Alien. This little guy I have named "Gold Coin" after this one guy I know who looks kind of like it.

Gold Coin Sea Daisy!

Do you believe yet? No? Well, here's more proof! This is a rather complicated little thing that I call Helichrysum (Bracteantha), which is a name that is impossible to translate into non-Alien. I have named him "Strawflower Yellow."

Strawflower Yellow!

Impressive, isn't it? I knew you would think so! (Because I know many things that mere Humans do not!)

Here is another creation that I call Argyranthemum Frutescens, which is also a phrase that is impossible to translate into non-Alien. I have given it the name "Butterfly," which is, I believe, a word that any of my readers would know.

Butterfly!

Notice how delicate it looks. Nobody could possible have any fear of a Green Floppy who could create something so petal-like! (Even though you should have much fear, because I could eat you at any moment. Because that's what I do. A tiger is a tiger, after all.)

If, after all of that, you STILL don't believe in my powers, then you are just not looking! Here are some pictures that should convince even the most doubting of the doubters out there! This is a creation that I call Osteospermum, and I have named it "Lemon Symphony." Be amazed! Be VERY amazed!

Lemon Symphony!

"But Green Floppy," you say. "How can you call it a symphony, when there is only one?" Well, that just shows to go you how far superior I, an Alien, am, for I have already anticipated your question, and have made more than one! Seeeeee?

A symphony of Lemon Symphony!

There you have it! Proof of my powerful abilities!

And so, in conclusion: Aliens rule, Humans drool.