Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Warning! Disturbing images! Warning!

The images that follow may be too disturbing for some readers, so proceed with caution...

If you think you can handle it, then keep looking. Otherwise, click away from here right now, while you still can!!

You've been warned!!

Okay, here we go...

This first image is truly horrific.
This may have been some sort of traffic accident, or a mass murder, or it may even have been the result of some terrorist activity. I don't know exactly what happened here, but, as you can see, it's HORRIBLE!


Look at the carnage! There are smashed spoons everywhere! Broken knives! And -- *vomit swallow* -- I think I see part of a fork. This is simply too horrible for words. I hope the authorities can sort out what happened and put those responsible behind bars for a very long time.

This second image is even worse than the first, if you're an animal lover. So I'm putting in a second warning -- if you don't want to see animal abuse, click away from here RIGHT NOW!!

Are you still reading? Sicko! Well, you've been warned twice now, so don't come crying to me if this next image gives you nightmares!!

Okay, here is a picture of some of the worst animal abuse I've ever seen:


Whoever did this is really sick. Look at that poor bear! The're forcing him -- against his will, I'm sure! -- to hold up that piece of glass with his feet! They've turned him into a coffee table! And I'll bet that whoever did this horrible thing would often invited friends over and they would all sit around, adding coffee cup after coffee cup to the glass top, just to see how long it would take for the bear to lose his grip. And they probably LAUGHED while they did it. Why, that's just pure mean-ness. I hope they find whoever did this, too, and lock him away forever!

Friday, March 24, 2006

GPS goes for a ride.

My friend, Grey, went with some of our other pals to a local amusement park on 3/17/06. Here's a picture from one of the spinning rides -- it was the kind of picture that gets taken mid-ride and then they charge you to get a copy of it. Grey is the one with the arrow pointing at him. (You can only see his puffy tail.) Looks like they had a whirly good time!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

"Cat" sighting!


This just in!
Giant Earth cat sniffs runaway pet!
Bloodbath sure to follow!
Film at eleven!


(If, you know, somebody was able to film the horror that I'm sure happened about .5 seconds after my old pet was done sniffed at.)

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

My former pet.


Here's one of my pets. On your planet, I believe you would call it a "cat" or some such. Isn't it adorable?

This is a a pet what is no longer my pet, though, as it has run away to the planet known as Earth. If you see it, take great care not to startle it or you will regret it for the rest of your life.

*ponders*

On second thought, go ahead and spook it! Just let me know first, will you? I haven't seen a good mauling in quite some time and wouldn't want to miss it. Kthxbi!