It IS a magical world!

Magical World Elastic Wound Plaster...

what will you Earth people think of next?

Green Floppy answers a question!

Okay, so inquiring minds have inquired the following of Green Floppy:

Dearest Green Floppy,

I see from your pictures that you don't really have any fingers like people do. Does that mean that when you eat, you just glom onto something with your club-like hands instead of using utensils?"

Humbly yours,
The Inquisitor

Well, dear The Inquisitor, I shall tell you! The answer is no. I do not just glom onto foods with my club-like hands. You see, like most differently-abled beings, I have specialized utensils that allow me to function in society like other regularly-abled beings. For example, here is a picture of some of my eating utensils:



Do you see how they are much larger than "normal" utensils? This larger size allows me to grab onto them better. This way, I can use a knife and fork and spoon to stab and scoop just like everyone else, and nobody hardly even notices that I'm using these larger utensils. I don't think anybody notices, anyway. Or if they do, they haven't said anything. Well, except for that one guy that one time... but nobody's seen him around anywhere since, so we won't worry about that.

Anyways, the answer is no! But thanks for asking!