Dear Readers,
It is with a heavy heart (you know, if I had one...) that your correspondent must report to you the sad news that, on Thursday past, the last of the Jello Bowls met with a tragic end. Investigations are still on-going, but it is believed at this time that Jello Bowl took its own life after being subjected to ridicule for showing up to dinner two nights in a row wearing the same orange flavored Jello.
The photo below -- taken after Jello Bowls death -- is somewhat disturbing, and we debated whether or not to show it to you, but we decided that it would be for the greater good. Consider it a warning as to what could happen if people are allowed to poke fun at others.
