Oh, Poof is SO fired! Look at him! Lolly-gagging on the hammock, while the garden just sits there, wasting away! And this isn't the first time he's done that!
All those fruits and vegetables wasted! I AM SO FILLED WITH RAGE!!
I have brought in a new service animal, named Brisket, who says he really knows his way around a field, to take over the gardening duties. You can see him in this photo, looking over the damage. Hopefully he will prove to be more competent than that lazy French Poodle.
Rage!!
Dear Reader,Green Floppy apologizes for the lack of updates. I had to make a trip back to my home planet, and as you can imagine, that takes quite a long time to get from here to there and back again.Also, I recently acquired a new service animal named Poof to tend my garden for me, and it has taken a bit of time to get him trained properly to not *ahem* where he cultivates. He is getting much better, and I now have a nice crop going of strawberries, lettuce, carrots, watermelons, pumpkins, tomatoes, and corn. Here is a photograph of Poof next to the garden. The trampoline is a motivational tool -- if there's a good harvest, I will let Poof jump on the trampoline for a whole ten minutes!
Anyway, I hope to update more frequently for a spell. If I forget to, feel free to leave a comment to remind me!
Sincerely,
GF
