Fired!

Oh, Poof is SO fired! Look at him! Lolly-gagging on the hammock, while the garden just sits there, wasting away! And this isn't the first time he's done that!



All those fruits and vegetables wasted! I AM SO FILLED WITH RAGE!!

I have brought in a new service animal, named Brisket, who says he really knows his way around a field, to take over the gardening duties. You can see him in this photo, looking over the damage. Hopefully he will prove to be more competent than that lazy French Poodle.

Rage!!