Snowangels, beware!

Here's some kind of strange creature -- it appears to be a snowangel-eating plant. I think it pretends to be a gang of snowangels, just hangin' out, as a way to lure in unsuspecting snowangels. And then it eats them. (Well it must eat them, because I'm not seeing any snowangels anywhere!)

*blink-blink* *blink-blink* *blink-blink*

You Earth people can be so stupid. Take, for example, this woman I saw this morning...

Please?

*ba-dum-CHING*

Thank you, thank you -- I'll be here all week!

*ahem*

Anyway...

So there I was, moving along in my four-wheeled conveyance, minding my own business, when I noticed that this woman ahead of me in a black four-wheeled conveyance was indicating a desire to turn left. On a straight road. With no left turns in sight. Then, while still shouting to the world her desire to turn left, she veered off into a lane that went RIGHT.

Stupid!

Joke o' the Day

How you do surprise the employees at the Uniek frame sale thing?

(HIGHLIGHT ANSWER TO REVEAL)

Uniek up on them!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

*ahem* Is this thing on?

Greetings, Earthlings:

I have been visiting your planet for about three decades, and I must say -- you are quite delicious interesting people!

Aaaaanywho, here's a picture of my home planet:


Creepy, ain't it? That's why I come to visit your planet so often. You have such an abundance of good things to eat see.