Friday, August 05, 2005

*blink-blink* *blink-blink* *blink-blink*

You Earth people can be so stupid. Take, for example, this woman I saw this morning...

Please?

*ba-dum-CHING*

Thank you, thank you -- I'll be here all week!

*ahem*

Anyway...

So there I was, moving along in my four-wheeled conveyance, minding my own business, when I noticed that this woman ahead of me in a black four-wheeled conveyance was indicating a desire to turn left. On a straight road. With no left turns in sight. Then, while still shouting to the world her desire to turn left, she veered off into a lane that went RIGHT.

Stupid!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you shoulda made a Citizen's Arrest. dat's what they do there in da boonies, i heard

Green Floppy said...

But can an alien make a Citizen's Arrest? It's a dilemma!

Stamppy said...

Hey, green guy. I finally "get" the title for this here post. Blink-blink like blinkers, not blink-blink like an uncontrollabe eye blinking problem. AHAHAHAHAHA. But by the looks of your big eyes, it doesn't appear that you even *have* blinkers there. BWAHAHAAAHAHAHA

Green Floppy said...

Wow, you Earth people are slooooooooowwwww. Hahahahaha. My "blinkers" are transparent, like a gecko or something.