My first creations are something I like to call "Petunia." I have created Petunia in three colors -- because I can -- and I have named them: Pink, Purple, and Misty Lilac. Gaze upon my creations and be amazed!
Petunia known as Pink!
Petunia known as Purple!
Petunia known as Misty Lilac!I can tell -- you are starting to believe in Green Floppy!
But wait! There's more!
Here is a little creation that I call Asteriscus Maritimus. That's Sea Daisy, for those of you who don't speak Alien. This little guy I have named "Gold Coin" after this one guy I know who looks kind of like it.
Gold Coin Sea Daisy!
Strawflower Yellow!Impressive, isn't it? I knew you would think so! (Because I know many things that mere Humans do not!)
Here is another creation that I call Argyranthemum Frutescens, which is also a phrase that is impossible to translate into non-Alien. I have given it the name "Butterfly," which is, I believe, a word that any of my readers would know.
Butterfly!Notice how delicate it looks. Nobody could possible have any fear of a Green Floppy who could create something so petal-like! (Even though you should have much fear, because I could eat you at any moment. Because that's what I do. A tiger is a tiger, after all.)
If, after all of that, you STILL don't believe in my powers, then you are just not looking! Here are some pictures that should convince even the most doubting of the doubters out there! This is a creation that I call Osteospermum, and I have named it "Lemon Symphony." Be amazed! Be VERY amazed!
Lemon Symphony!
A symphony of Lemon Symphony!There you have it! Proof of my powerful abilities!
And so, in conclusion: Aliens rule, Humans drool.
10 comments:
Ooooooh, Aaaahhhh, I am AMAZED!! My eyes will never be the same after gazing upon your collection of amazing pictures. Those stamens are pretty awesome, too!!
What is your secret to creating all this life? If I dare ask!
I just KNEW you would be amazed! Those stamens are so HUGE, it's almost obscene!
It isn't so much a secret, as it is a gift. It's a very complicated process that involves shifting the sun around, and making rainclouds and stuff. I only wish I could teach this gift to you, but alas, I cannot.
You are sooo gifted and amazing!!
Do you make other things besides flowers?
(hahahahaha, I asked a question, now you're obligated to answer it, ahahaahahaha)
I can create ANYTHING I might want to! Because I am Green Floppy.
Coooooool!1!
Oh, I forgot to say, the names of your creations are too cute for words!! I would have thought aliens use more evile words. You must be a friendly alien?
Thanks! I try to make them as cute as possible, so that many people will want to come over to see them.
It's hard to find stuff I like to eat in the grocery stores, so this is a rather handy arrangement, if I do say so myself. Which I just did! Woah!
What? You eat your creations??
I'm not hungry anymore. I'm going outside to take the dog for a walk.
No, no, no, I don't eat my creations. They're more like bait.
Say hi to your doggy!
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You stay away from my doggie!!!
Muhuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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