Dearest Green Floppy,Well, dear The Inquisitor, I shall tell you! The answer is no. I do not just glom onto foods with my club-like hands. You see, like most differently-abled beings, I have specialized utensils that allow me to function in society like other regularly-abled beings. For example, here is a picture of some of my eating utensils:
I see from your pictures that you don't really have any fingers like people do. Does that mean that when you eat, you just glom onto something with your club-like hands instead of using utensils?"
Humbly yours,
The Inquisitor
Do you see how they are much larger than "normal" utensils? This larger size allows me to grab onto them better. This way, I can use a knife and fork and spoon to stab and scoop just like everyone else, and nobody hardly even notices that I'm using these larger utensils. I don't think anybody notices, anyway. Or if they do, they haven't said anything. Well, except for that one guy that one time... but nobody's seen him around anywhere since, so we won't worry about that.
Anyways, the answer is no! But thanks for asking!
4 comments:
Those are some HUGE utensils you got there GF!!
Do you mind my asking, how do you pick up drinking glasses? And do you prefer plastic or glass?
I don't mind! I pick up a drinking glass just like everyone else on this planet -- with my mouth. I'd much rather drink water than plastic or glass, but if I had to choose, I guess I'd pick plastic. That might be more smoooooooth.
Oh, I thought you picked up drinking glasses down at Cocky's, like:
"Hey drinking glass. How'd ya like to go to the movies?"
nukmyew (the word verification letters). LOL
Oh, well, down at Cocky's, sure. I thought you mean the drinking glasses that are already at my house -- don't need to use some cheesy line on them!
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