[WARNING -- THE PHOTO IN THIS POST MAY BE CONSIDERED TOO GRUESOME FOR SOME PEOPLE - PROCEED WITH CAUTION]
Dear Readers,
It is with a heavy heart (you know, if I had one...) that your correspondent must report to you the sad news that, on Thursday past, the last of the Jello Bowls met with a tragic end. Investigations are still on-going, but it is believed at this time that Jello Bowl took its own life after being subjected to ridicule for showing up to dinner two nights in a row wearing the same orange flavored Jello.
The photo below -- taken after Jello Bowls death -- is somewhat disturbing, and we debated whether or not to show it to you, but we decided that it would be for the greater good. Consider it a warning as to what could happen if people are allowed to poke fun at others.
Friday, November 09, 2007
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4 comments:
This tragedy could have been averted had Jello Bowl not taken this peer pressure thing so seriously. It should be outlawed, I tells ya. Stamppy has been known to wear the same pants the whole week! If only someone would have been more of a friend to Jello Bowl. But alas, that is now in the past and all that is left is the shoulda woulda couldas and a broken Jello Bowl.
Okay....I'm reading the death notice again and I'm seeing that Jello Bowl was wearing ORANGE flavored Jello!?!? ORANGE?!?!? I'm getting sickened. Why, I'm just going to have to slowly back away and try to stifle my smirks and disbelief. ORANGE!?? BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!
Jello Bowl, may you rest in shards.
Silly Jello Bowl, red Jello is the rage. Raspberry or Strawberry flavored. Interspersed with sliced bananas. With fluffy white miniature marshmallows.
Orange? . . . tsk tsk tsk . . .
I don't think anyone would laugh at wearing the same pants all week -- if they're still good yet, and don't stand up and walk around all on their own, why bother with a new pair?
But I don't know what Jello Bowl was thinking with that orange stuff! It's really no wonder why Jello Bowl was ridiculed so.
Why no more Visual Worlds? You haven't posted anything since last November, GF! What's up wid dat?
Oh, my goodness! I hadn't realized it had been that long!
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